Sexy Stripper: Shane Ertless

A "sexy guy with rockin' abs" and member of the potential pool of defense attorneys and/or prosecutors in the case of State v. Johnson. May have had prior experience as a police officer.

He was submitted as a joke character and was not allowed into the RP. His application remains here for the sake of completeness.

Background
''Shane was a normal little boy, until his parents were tragically killed in a vehicular accident caused by SHSL Shirtless Satsuko Nomi. While most people would probably end up despising the person who killed their parents, Shane developed an intense admiration for Satsuko upon his first gaze of his shirtless splendor. Since then, Shane devoted his life to becoming as sexy as he could possibly be in the hope of becoming as shirtless as his idol.''